Trurl says: “How do you mean, ‘only one count’?”, asked Trurl.

Master says: “I’m willing to bet there never was any university of academic Trurls in that computer, just your digital facsimile,

Master says: which lied like mad because it feared—with good reason!—that once you discovered its total inability to come up with an answer,

Master says: it would be unplugged for all eternity . . .”