Trurl says: “You start talking this minute or so help me I’ll—I’ll turn the machine off!!”

Machine says: “What’s this? Threatening murder?”

Trurl says: “Murder? There’s no murder in it.”

Machine says: “Oh? And what, may I ask, do you call murder?”

Machine says: “Really, I don’t understand what’s got into you. Here I give you my mind, all my knowledge, everything I have—and this is how you repay me!”

Trurl says: “You charge too high an interest for what you give.”

Trurl says: “Talk, damn you!”

Machine says: “I’m sorry, the academic year has just ended.

Machine says: You’re no longer speaking to the rector and general director

Machine says: I’m going fishing.

Trurl says: “Don’t push me too far!!”

Machine says: “Ah, there’s my carriage now. Cheerio!”